4 Totally Rude Screensavers
on CD-ROM

Starr Wars Parody

This hilarious screensaver is the third in the trilogy of Clinton-related parodies from RI Soft Systems. This parody screensaver finds Clinton set as master Lewd Thighstalker who must battle the evil empire and free Princess Lay-ya (played by Monica). A large cast of characters makes this letter-box format "movie" screensaver quite humorous, and the story-telling concept is unique for a screensaver. May the Farce be with you!

Bug Splat

Ready for some fun? We hope you're not squeamish! BugSplat is a great little screensaver that depicts cartoon bugs running, walking, and flying around your desktop. Meanwhile, a cross-hair floats around the screen in search of bugs. When they come in contact, it's curtains for the bug. Roaches, dragon flies, house flies and more will get smashed, clobbered, fried, and sprayed by four different instruments of death: a fly swatter, a spray canister, an electric bug zapper, and a large "Gallagher"-style wooden sledge hammer. Make sure to pay attention to the funny cartoon renderings of the squished bugs, too! The full, registered version of BugSplat offers more bug animations, and the ability for you to play the game interactively.

Tap a Keg

Oh, Boy. It's obvious why this one is part of the Rude Dude Series! This one depicts a bar room scene with the main character indulging in several glasses of his favorite brew. Eventually he goes off to 'relieve' himself, filling the screen with a translucent, foamy yellow liquid (you figure it out!). Then, he returns to the scene of the crime (the bar) to continue onwards. With each successive glass, the "beer" level falls as the bartender pulls the tap. Eventually the keg empties and the patron returns to the mens room. Very funny and generally "clean", but the concept is not for the prudish among us.

Spitty Kitty

Cat lovers will certainly appreciate this one! An adorable, fluffy white cat (sort of Persian-looking) roams around the screen alternately sleeping, walking, and cleaning itself. Settings allow the user to control just how disgusting this kitty really is, as it burps, farts, and throws up. Not for the faint-hearted, but if you don't mind "bathroom humor" you will love this one!